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[itsagifnotagif]

Honestly, what the fuck am I doing

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[femmetwink]

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

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[teashoesandhair]

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’

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[guy]

@me smh

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[saddestblogger]

me: *gets settled into bed*

my bladder:

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[hollowedbottles]

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important